Chief Technology Officer
Joined 4/2017
Sean grew up cavorting in the vast forests of Canada with his pet moose cub, Biscuit. They had many adventures together, including learning to play hockey on a perpetually frozen lake, building computers out of sticks, and hacking into the US election system.
As the Canadian who ensures everything is actually working, Sean has no time to write pithy bio entries, rather he spends his spare time making snarky comments about Americans and getting hit in the head with pucks.
There are persist rumors that Sean is building a fortress of solitude inside a dormant volcano somewhere in Central America, but those claims remain unsubstantiated as of this writing.